Salty Skrelp

Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.

Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.

by ProfessorOaksCloset December 7, 2022

Salty Shade

Throughing shade in a manner that makes people salty.

Wow you just through some salty shade.

by MeIsHere December 31, 2017

salty cuban

Male ejaculating on the face of passed-out partners face, then applying partners shaved pubic hair to aforementioned semen. The resulting combination of seamen and pubic hair to resemble a Cuban exile arriving in Florida after a extended time on the ocean.

Last night I gave her a "Salty Cuban"

by millboy May 31, 2013

Salty lugi

To blow your load into your partner's nose then she/he snorts it up their nostril. It will then make it's way in their mouth acting like a lugi.

As I was about to blow my load in her mouth, I pulled out and shot it up her nose to give her a salty lugi.

by Furious hitman69 October 24, 2019

Salty pie

A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.

We should try doing a salty pie onight

by Johnny S. February 5, 2019

salty blowfish

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio

Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?

by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019

Salty Cowboy

The oral act of licking sweat from a cowboys nut sack to his asshole, with specific consideration for the chode, after a tough day in the saddle.

"Courtney gave me a Salty Cowboy, after I fixed her porch".

by Jcover May 23, 2014