A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
Get the Wesley Russellmug. A wesley is an amazing guy who always has the ability to make you laugh . He is always there for people no matter what
A wesley is a very rare person to find .
He is very smart and sexy and has amazing hair . He has perfect hands and eyes you can easilly get lost in for hours . He is very good looking the kind of good looking that makes you drool . He is very lovable and he is very loving . If you ever find a wesley never let him go because he will change your life in many positive ways . He is the sunshine on a rainy day ♡
A wesley is a very rare person to find .
He is very smart and sexy and has amazing hair . He has perfect hands and eyes you can easilly get lost in for hours . He is very good looking the kind of good looking that makes you drool . He is very lovable and he is very loving . If you ever find a wesley never let him go because he will change your life in many positive ways . He is the sunshine on a rainy day ♡
by Aliyah2004 April 1, 2021
Get the Wesleymug. by Bigggin September 30, 2025
Get the Wesley Strnadmug. Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.
Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022
Get the Wesley Crushermug. by GoomanHLR August 12, 2022
Get the Wesley Woehlermug. by The real Bobby joe July 4, 2016
Get the wesley woodinmug. Wesley is a person with liberal views. However, an EXTREME liberal is the WORST type of person. To start with they brainwash people. Then they convince you that their pre made views they hand to you are open minded. They tell you to hate Republicans and everyone who thinks differently than you. They are the first to throw around the word racist. Most extreme liberal abuse minorities. They look for a group typically blacks or hispanics, convince them they are nothing and need the liberals to survive, then exploit them for political power. Extreme liberals are usually igorant but claim everyone else is. They pretend to be looking out for the people but are only looking out for themselves. Some day people will realize this is the truth.
by RollTurd November 3, 2017
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