A man who constantly hovers around a woman purely because she has a vagina, usually under the assumption that proximity, persistence, or fake friendliness will eventually lead to sex. Like a literal fly, a nanny fly lingers, buzzes around, and refuses to take the hint, even when there is no interest.
He listens to all her problems, does favors, and stays around nonstop, classic nanny fly behavior.”
He calls himself a friend, but his patience runs out the second she says she’s not interested in sex. Nanny fly exposed.”
They text every day and she thinks it’s harmless friendship. He’s just waiting for his chance. Nanny fly.
He played the long game, built trust, then asked her out the moment she broke up.
She thought they were close friends, he thought he was next in line for nanny.”
He calls himself a friend, but his patience runs out the second she says she’s not interested in sex. Nanny fly exposed.”
They text every day and she thinks it’s harmless friendship. He’s just waiting for his chance. Nanny fly.
He played the long game, built trust, then asked her out the moment she broke up.
She thought they were close friends, he thought he was next in line for nanny.”
by Buss Draws January 31, 2026
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