foot phobia

when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels

aw mate, you want to see the state of our sheila’s feet, proper triggered my foot phobia

by our wes October 18, 2019

ohgodnomoreabsurdmemes-phobia

Known as antimeme-phobia where people would freak out or even have a stroke after seeing/hearing a meme.

Kate: Oh John look at that stop sign its a bit SUSsy isnt it?
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*

by PapaJohnsTheReaLONE October 7, 2022

Rack-no-phobia

The fear of not enough rack (cocaine)

Man, I'm scared we'll smash all the gear before the party

Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun

by BigggggT May 29, 2020

ExtremelySloppyProductionsNamedThisPhobia-Phobia

An intense and persistent fear of ukuleles.

I just found out I'm the second person to ever have ExtremelySloppyProductionsNamedThisPhobia-Phobia, now I'm trying to name it.

by Extremely Sloppy Productions November 14, 2023

Daylight Phobia

The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.

Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.

Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.

by DD-N October 27, 2011

Hoby phobia

So my friend said homophobia wrong and said hoby phobia, I thought it was funny.

Oh my god hoby phobia is bad wait- I meant homophobia

by Dreamwastakensdildo September 26, 2021

Carlo-Phobia

Carlo-Phobia is another word for small penis

"Yo,Carlo you have Carlo-Phobia"

by NizieForce03 April 23, 2018