Fear of plummeting bird droppings.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
Get the Aero-Excretory Phobiamug. I just found out I'm the second person to ever have ExtremelySloppyProductionsNamedThisPhobia-Phobia, now I'm trying to name it.
by Extremely Sloppy Productions November 14, 2023
Get the ExtremelySloppyProductionsNamedThisPhobia-Phobiamug. Known as antimeme-phobia where people would freak out or even have a stroke after seeing/hearing a meme.
Kate: Oh John look at that stop sign its a bit SUSsy isnt it?
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*
John: IS THAT OHGODNOMOREABSURDMEMES-PHOBIA? *strokes*
by PapaJohnsTheReaLONE October 7, 2022
Get the ohgodnomoreabsurdmemes-phobiamug. by lt2323 October 18, 2023
Get the Pollard-Phobiamug. by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023
Get the John-Phobiamug. The rare phobia which describes the condition of being terrified of being awake at sunrise at the end of a night out.
Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.
Extreme cases see affected individuals go home in the middle of an outstanding DJ set, possibly even before a big drop.
Daisy: Chaz can I come with you to watch Jamie Jones at Fabric.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.
Chaz: No Daisy, Im not having your Daylight Phobia get in the way of a potentially classic evening.
by DD-N October 27, 2011
Get the Daylight Phobiamug. Man, I'm scared we'll smash all the gear before the party
Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun
Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun
by BigggggT May 29, 2020
Get the Rack-no-phobiamug.