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Fat cookie

a person in elementary school who ate cookies and bullshiting and yell cookie all the time
by Vage2004 May 30, 2020
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Cookie creamer

A guy that loves cumming in mixed raced women.
-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
by Naknamelonet February 27, 2017
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Selling Cookies in Hell

When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.
Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.
by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021
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Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.
“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”
by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023
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Fortune Cookie

a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
hey, I saw this super-bad fortune cookie the other day...
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
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cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)
kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo
by Ricky randall August 5, 2025
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Cookies

Girl:do you want some cookies?

Boy:yes please!
by Joe mama62 April 28, 2022
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