irish half day

A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.
"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"

someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
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half about

Meaning :Not bad. OK. Not brilliant but not bad.
"That looks half about. "
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half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.
Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!
by archangel77777 October 5, 2011
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half-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and one grandparent in common with another living being.
Half-cousin.
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half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
Half-third-cousin.
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half-grandnibling

Half-sibling's grandchild.
My half-grandnibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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