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What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.
"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
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Add a ring to the decision tree,
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Sunny or wavering I share with her
The highlights of these days and
in return she lets me sleep in the shade
The best parts of being me are
All tangled in our memories.
She ensures you know
You belong, you’re included
Oh don’t worry you’re fine
She figures it out and is
Willing to take her time
My greatest honor is to call her
A dear friend of mine.
Roots held firm, values anchored,
Add a ring to the decision tree,
Resilient and extraordinary;
Her sinewed grace carries on.
Sunny or wavering I share with her
The highlights of these days and
in return she lets me sleep in the shade
The best parts of being me are
All tangled in our memories.
She ensures you know
You belong, you’re included
Oh don’t worry you’re fine
She figures it out and is
Willing to take her time
My greatest honor is to call her
A dear friend of mine.
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Roots held firm, values anchored,
Add a ring to the decision tree,
Resilient and extraordinary;
Her sinewed grace carries on.
Sunny or wavering I share with her
The highlights of these days and
in return she lets me sleep in the shade
The best parts of being me are
All tangled in our memories.
She ensures you know
You belong, you’re included
Oh don’t worry you’re fine
She figures it out and is
Willing to take her time
My greatest honor is to call her
A dear friend of mine.
Roots held firm, values anchored,
Add a ring to the decision tree,
Resilient and extraordinary;
Her sinewed grace carries on.
Sunny or wavering I share with her
The highlights of these days and
in return she lets me sleep in the shade
The best parts of being me are
All tangled in our memories.
She ensures you know
You belong, you’re included
Oh don’t worry you’re fine
She figures it out and is
Willing to take her time
My greatest honor is to call her
A dear friend of mine.
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