Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

FUCK UP ANONYCLAN

This phrase is for who hate AnonyClan

Reasons: do shitty urbans, mods are asleep and WHO TF MADE THEIR URBANS COME UP TO URBANDICTIONARY

FUCK UP ANONYCLAN definitions

by Daniel176 December 29, 2022

fucked up and delusional

It will always be me

I’m fucked up and delusional lmao

by Savage2.6 February 4, 2021

shut the fuck up

someone wants you to shut up and stay quiet but you didn't listen so you're reminded to shut the fuck up

"i got 0% on my test, did you know my pet, hey my birthday-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

by joanjett February 10, 2021

Fuckidy fucked up

When you’re so fucked up that like. Woah. You’re kinda high mannnn

*is extremely under the influence of anything*
“I am fuckidy fucked up”

by Nozie.rosie May 3, 2018

fucked up shiy

when you cant spell fucked up shit

damn i meant to spell fucked up shit, not fucked up shiy

by squints1234 January 29, 2018

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up nobody cares about what ur shitty name says on urban dictionary. Would literally rather watch paint dry than swipe through another one of those generic vague posts where everyone is supposedly sexy and handsome. Stop trying to get validation from a website you fucks

“Dude check out my name on Urban Dictionary”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP”

by 23bugsymalon3 November 22, 2021