by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
by Thomas A. August 5, 2017

I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

by jkcasey December 1, 2019

The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?
The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.
The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.
by DeBen October 22, 2013

mom-"Billy how long have you been doing your homework"
Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"
Mom-" Billy??"
Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"
Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"
Mom-" Billy??"
Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"
by D.B Brink December 31, 2009

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
