“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”
by Akazit June 3, 2024
Get the Free Asianmug. russian guy : dawg i wrote free playstation in the overwatch 2 chat and i got banned
big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro
big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro
by crippled russian April 26, 2023
Get the free playstationmug. Taking a break from all things study or work related to have a nice time by hanging out with an awesome belgian guy in Delft
by DaRealTuknev May 7, 2019
Get the Free timemug. by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018
Get the Free eatsmug. A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019
Get the 99% fat free mayonnaisemug. 