Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Yuh big & yuh have sence

🥴🌧 Weather for buss back 👽

She: Why we pulling in Double Palm 🌴🌴?

Him: Yuh big & yuh have sence

by Cillerz May 7, 2021

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

little potatoes have big eyes

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .

As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.

by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023

your mom have the big gay

1. A more retarded way to say "your mom is gay"

Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u

by 12 year old btw March 22, 2018

The One You Shouldn't Have Killed

In Five Nights at Freddy's there is a character who was killed by William Afton who is named Cassidy, he unlike every other victim of William refuses to let go. Eventually after William dies, he brings him to hell and tortures him with his own creations, during voice lines of many characters you can hear him mention he will never let William rest or be happy again and calls himself "The one you shouldn't have killed."

"He's here and always watching, the one you shouldn't have killed..."

by kdfjngk,dgfoijfglk1 May 3, 2025