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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 3, 2025
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Half

Let me get a half.
by LegionAK March 17, 2020
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half-great-granduncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.
My half-great-granduncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
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Half furry

A human that only has ears and a tail.
That half furry seems like a really nice person
by JADE27 February 3, 2022
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Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020
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half-great-great-grandpibling

Great-great-grandparent's half-sibling.
My half-great-great-grandpibling is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.
"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021
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