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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019
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Half-Life

the coolest game ever made by valve and it was there first game and it was awsum and cool
u shud play Half-Life it is best gamd ever
by lord jimbob the great August 1, 2025
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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
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Half eejit

Variation of the irish slang word eejit, generally meaning you are only slightly an idiot. A subtle approach to the insult, generally used on family members when a full insult doesn't feel necessary.
Paddy: I just spilt my drink on the floor

John: Argh! Your a half eejit!
by MJA88 April 23, 2009
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half sasquatch

When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.
Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch
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half-first cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child.
My half-first cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
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I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.
by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022
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