National wear black day

On December 5th is when you wear all black.

Hey did you know it’s national wear black day?

by Karmasabish November 12, 2019

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National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

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National cat boy day

A national holiday that is celebrated on August 21. It is to celebrate Cat Boys

« When is National cat boy day again? I love cat boys "

"august 21"

by aaa240xp May 19, 2020

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national R@PE day

a fucking disgusting day where a group of 50 year old,lonely ass,men decided to make a day, that's meant to be a trauma.

random: hey, have you heard of national R@PE day?
you: yea, it's fucking disgusting!!

by darlling<3 April 5, 2022

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National Skip School Day

Every day

National skip school day is tomorrow!!!!!

by day you get to school todaynot October 31, 2019

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Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...

The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?

by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018

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