A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
Get the You have a zero balancemug. why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022
Get the why have 1 when you can have 5mug. Go f…. yourself to be kind!
by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024
Get the have a nice day allmug. It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.
Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
Get the You have no sympathymug. when someone insults someone else and you are trying to instigate/ get the other person to insult/ fight back
(UK slang)
(UK slang)
by JEIRBNWA October 29, 2023
Get the don't have itmug. Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.
by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021
Get the I’ll have what she’s havingmug. by tommycrock August 15, 2019
Get the have this dickmug.