Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 27, 2025
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stepaunt-in-law

My stepaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Zaify's law

"Anything that is broken, will remain broken and everything that is working, will break"

This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer
A: *X* is broken
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law
by x1asf2354asd January 15, 2021
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Soneby's Law

Rule 34's sinister cousin.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
-Dude wtf, that's my sisters instagram?

-Soneby's law bruh
by Smashedmouth December 17, 2020
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Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.
Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.
by QuacksO January 04, 2017
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