half-nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Half-break

When you are eating and you're full, but you refuse to admit it to yourself, so you just take a little break about halfway into a meal.

Person 1: Half-Break!
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...

by SWS_PTV_BVB_Love_You September 7, 2013

half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .

I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me

by half a job November 5, 2015

half-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011