Gabriel's law

Psychological law founded by philosopher Peter Gabriel.

The law says: "When two girls, one more ugly then the other, are next to each other. You will find the little less terrible looking attractive"

1: "Yo that Edita is looking fine"
2: "She's just standing next to Anna. Try covering Anna with your palm and you'll see Edita's real image"
3: "Oh yeah. That's just gabriel's law"

by wisster February 17, 2025

co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Co-2C1R-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Poe’s Law

A law created by Poe that says there’s no way to tell if something is real or a joke

I can’t tell if this Garfield comic is satire due to “Poe’s Law”

by SuperMayro777 July 14, 2024

great-great-great-grandson-in-law

Great-great-great-granddaughter's husband.

My great-great-great-grandson-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.

"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."

by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014

co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.

co-aunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021