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Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.
Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.
by Read it! July 14, 2025
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step-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Stepgrandparent's cousin.
2- Grandparent's stepcousin.
3- Stepcousin's granchild.
4- Cousin's stepgrandchild.
My step-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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ninth-cousin-6X-removed

Ninth-cousin-six-times-removed (9C6R).
My ninth-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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tenth-cousin-4X-removed

Tenth-cousin-four-times-removed (10C4R).
My tenth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.
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fourth-cousin-5X-removed

Fourth-cousin-five-times-removed (4C5R).
My fourth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
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Heineken Remover

Mark: Hey Dwayne pass that Heineken Remover, I need to get at my beer
Dwayne: No problem.
by Lazy M January 4, 2008
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fifth-cousin-1X-removed

Fifth-cousin-once-removed (5C1R).
My fifth-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.
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