Athlete

Anyone who’s not named jack

Athlete- Jack displays a pure lack of athleticism by: Running slow, Jumping low, moving bitch weight, and being overly confident

by DefineMe! September 3, 2021

Brazn Athletics

A team that builds up your energy, self love and confidence while getting HOT AF

I so want to Join Brazn Athletics

by brazn November 23, 2021

Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.

Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”

by A person125 June 16, 2023

Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

hybrid athlete

A "hybrid athlete" is typically defined as an athlete that participates in multiple sports OR an athlete that is simultaneously good at both
STRENGTH and ENDURANCE activity.

He runs marathons and lifts heavy in the gym. He is a hybrid athlete

by Cheeessseer April 29, 2024

tomball athletics

tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe

oh your in tomball athletics?

your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.

by umm ok. February 15, 2024