Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.

Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash

by safekid420 March 13, 2015

Splash dash

A quick, yet effective, blow job. The receiver cums ('splash') and the giver doesn't hang about afterwards ('dash').

We didn't have much time, so it was a splash dash instead of a full quickie.

by koala1603 April 2, 2024

backseat splash and dash

Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.

Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”

by MilSaint May 3, 2018