Scientific name: Wankescu cristinus
Size: always manages to be a foot shorter than everyone
Qualities: L’s iq, s tier humour, heart of mother teresa, bestest pal you could ask for, love, support, advice, shoulder to cry on provider, short, annoying, stupid, boring, loud, gross, smells bad, farts constantly, snores
Likes: fruit
Dislikes: vagina chest creator
Notes: don’t give it capră milk, it is lack toes in toll her ant
Size: always manages to be a foot shorter than everyone
Qualities: L’s iq, s tier humour, heart of mother teresa, bestest pal you could ask for, love, support, advice, shoulder to cry on provider, short, annoying, stupid, boring, loud, gross, smells bad, farts constantly, snores
Likes: fruit
Dislikes: vagina chest creator
Notes: don’t give it capră milk, it is lack toes in toll her ant
Melonium: Golly gosh is that Oana traversing our way?
Simcard: Indeed it is! But it is leaking blood?
Naboner: Then it’s not Wankescu, it is Crampescu.
Simcard: Indeed it is! But it is leaking blood?
Naboner: Then it’s not Wankescu, it is Crampescu.
by unclephai November 22, 2021
Get the Oanamug.