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thomas the tank engine creasey 

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline 

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

uncle thomas the tank engine 

he is an uncle to everyone
1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine 

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"