The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

funniestness

thing which is jus soo funny....!!!!

that is the funniestness thing i have ever heard.

by patch123 September 10, 2006

Funniest person

Honesty Livingston

“She is the funniest person I ever met”

by L.H.A_ July 16, 2022

The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

funniest joke in the world

you.

“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023