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White Buffalo

A White Buffalo is when you exhale an exuberantly white, very thick plume of smoke that resembles a very awesome dense cloud.
Dude1: (blows out a super thick plume of smoke after hitting the hotrail tube/pipe)

Dude2: Whoa bro!! White Buffalooooo!

Dude1: Wwwhiiitteee Buffaalloooo (while exhaling all that smoke)

Dude3: You are a master at blowing out those White Buffalos!!!
by Hanswylsul March 12, 2023
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White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away
by Shley May 29, 2019
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