The Breath Of Versailles

What I call Puerto-Ricans.

Person 1: Hey, are you Puerto Rican.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

Get merch

Get the The Breath Of Versailles mug.

See more merch

What I call cystic lesions.

Person 1: Hey, do you know about cystic lesions?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Good, they are The Breath Of Versailles

Get merch

Person 1: Hey, do you know ow about the government?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, they are The Breath Of Versailles.

Get merch

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey, do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now the Breath Of Versailles

Get merch

What i call homo-sapiens that have abscesses that are perianal.

Person 1: Hey, do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now the Breath Of Versailles

Get merch

What I call a person when they slip on a piece of dog feces (shit).

Person 1: Hey, dude...have you ever slipped on a piece of dog feces?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

Get merch

Person 1: Do you have a herniated disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good. You are now The Breath Of Versailles

Get merch