squalored

A word derived from a mixture of the words squalor and scholar. In practical use, it is used to throw off the recipient and confuse them as to whether they are being called a scholar (someone of high education) or a squalor (someone of extreme dirtiness and poverty).

How squalored of you!
You're looking mighty squalored today!
I'm humbled by how squalored you are.
I'm proud and squalored by you.

by Riceszor July 22, 2025