Splash dash

A quick, yet effective, blow job. The receiver cums ('splash') and the giver doesn't hang about afterwards ('dash').

We didn't have much time, so it was a splash dash instead of a full quickie.

by koala1603 April 2, 2024

Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.

Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash

by safekid420 March 13, 2015

Prussian Splash and Dash

When you enter a woman's Bar (The Arc Dutchy) and fill it with 35k men (Your Seamen) and leave her dismantled (Her Holy Roman Empire).

Damn Jeb you really did a Prussian Splash and Dash in 1566.

by 6liykulyyuilyluik July 12, 2022