surfer boy pizza

to eat a slice of pizza off a man’s dick as he’s dressed as a surfer

john: hey man me and your dad tried surfer boy pizza

bob: bro i thought we were gonna do that

by bertgo June 12, 2022

Pizza Boy

A low-class, cretin male who earns very little income. The pizza boy attempts to seduce women through lies and deceit, and is often reluctant to spend any money in this pursuit. If possible, the pizza boy will have the woman purchase things for him instead, especially drinks.

Jason: We in here poppin’ bottles, takin’ flights, drivin’ the best cars … these pizza boys could never.

by jraindagoat October 24, 2022