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Oh yap... There's ANOTHER ONE! THEIR STORIES ARE ALL THE SAME!!!

PBD "I was an atheist and I was fucking all the women because fat cock... Then I'm like, oh no! I am become error! And that's when I found Jesus! And now I'M EVEN MORE BETTERS THAN EVERYONE! Becuase I know now that it was fine for ME to fuck all of the women... But WE should ALL just have monogamous RELATIONSHIPS with women... Instead of doing the thing I did... Right guys?......... Guys?"

Hym "You mean like Andrew Tate?"

Pbd "Wha-Huh!? No! I mean..."

Hym "And Russell Brand?"

Pbd "Uuuuuuuuummm...."
Hym "You realised it was fat cocks and now you need the breeding cult to protect you from fat cock genocide."

Pbd 😨 "We need the government to make everyone do the thing I'm doing NOW and WASN'T before... Because... Um... It's good for everyone... Or something..."

Hym "Thaaaaat... Sounds like it's just you're trying to get everyone to agree that it's fine for you to fuck all of the women and then you're trying to shift everyone into generality (It's better for men (in general including YOU, NOW, but NOT BEFORE) to be in monogamous relationships) and we all just let you off the hook for doing a thing you are saying is wrong now and serve God (You in abstraction or YOU as a facet of your propositional ethic) and not light you on fire..."

Pbd 😨

Hym "I'm seeing a bit of a recurring theme here with the authoritarian conservative Christians here... I think that's what the toxic masculinity means... Damn the liberals are bad at words but I'm kind of starting to see the thing they are talking about..."

Pbd 😨

Hym "Use the right words! That's not the same thing! Just say fat cocks! I do it all the time!"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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