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nug draft 

When multiple people pick up a bag of weed and then divide it. A nug draft is performed by dumping the weed on a table, and then each person picking nugs to be on their team. It's considered the fairest way to divide weed without using a scale.
Tim with a bag of weed: "Yo lets split this bag of weed. I'll dump out some on the table for you"
Alex : Nah dude we have to do a nug draft so you don't screw me."

If you feel like you got shorted in a mug draft, it's your own damn fault for picking a shitty team.
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NFL Draft 

A charity set up by the National Football League to support The Foundation of Unproven Talent and the continued financial security of The Useless Has-Beens.
"Yo man we got da top rated quater-back in da NFL Draft!"
"You trippin? Who?"
"Ryan Leaf dogg!"
NFL Draft by No Fun League May 2, 2009

number 1 draft pick

Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf

Got a serious injury Greg Oden

Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick

or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown

So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan
1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf

1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!
number 1 draft pick by theend1190 February 19, 2009