Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.
Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
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Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
officialsteakandblowjobday.com - @steakandblowjob
Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
by Official Steak and BJ Day March 22, 2011
Get the Steak and Blowjob Daymug. Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
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Get the National Blowjob Daymug. Steak and Blow job day, as I've known it to be for many years is on March 10 due to it being the 69th day of the year except for when it is a leap year, then it is March 9. But for simplicity, let's just keep it March 10.
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