A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.
Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and Blowjob Day.
Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob!
Tom: Nice!
Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob!
Tom: Nice!
by ooshawabangbang December 14, 2008
Get the Steak and Blowjob Day mug.The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day, and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day.
Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
by MrJLo1 March 1, 2019
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Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
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Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
officialsteakandblowjobday.com - @steakandblowjob
Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
by Official Steak and BJ Day March 22, 2011
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Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
by Yarster May 8, 2018
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Get the National BlowJob Day mug.The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 6, 2010
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