ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain

Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.

by g spot May 21, 2006

ass-spelunking

the act of exploring and probing the depths of ones anus via the penile insertion method.

Lance and Jerome were out ass spelunking at the local gay rest area.

by rhino November 21, 2002

Ass Spelunker

One who goes beyond the point of brown nosing, will do anything and go to any lengh to please a boss or superior in the hopes of getting a promotion even if it meens selling out completely.

Did that fucker just rat us out? Yeah,that's not all,he got his own niece fired last week,and now he's our new foreman...what an ass spelunker!!!

by mean mark October 9, 2006