ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain

Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.

by g spot May 21, 2006

ass-spelunking

the act of exploring and probing the depths of ones anus via the penile insertion method.

Lance and Jerome were out ass spelunking at the local gay rest area.

by rhino November 21, 2002

Ass-Spelunker

An individual who's head is up their ass so often, and to such an extensive degree that they may need climbing gear to find their way out

"That asshat has officially become an ass-spelunker"

by T-nig February 20, 2015