thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick

yo bro your ferretting around

by meefk November 28, 2017

Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

by legsmalone May 25, 2010

Ferret

Draco Malfoy

Oh look, it's Malfoy the ferret

by nice.nice November 28, 2020

toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned

I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy

by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020