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Field Ferret

A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.
Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!
by Highwayman April 27, 2019
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Ferreted

The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.
Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?
by undying January 9, 2010
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ferret

draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband
harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love
by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022
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Ferreting

When someone doesn’t want a relationship with you, but only wants to keep you for themselves!
Kathy was FERRETING John, while she slept with all his friends!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!
by Æither February 26, 2021
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Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.
There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.
by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022
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moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media
How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.
by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025
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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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