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Get the long island mug.Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
Get the There was a long line ahead of me mug.noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells
noun; big balls
noun; big balls
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Get the long bells mug.Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
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If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
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