Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
by LeaPeea May 9, 2023
Get the Half a Robmug. by CuckNinja August 2, 2018
Get the Half availablemug. 1- Child of maternal half-sister and of paternal half-brother at the same time.
2- Child of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.
2- Child of paternal half-sister and of maternal half-brother at the same time.
My double-half-nibling is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
Get the double-half-niblingmug. by blackfuffo November 18, 2023
Get the Half Life Multiplayermug. A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.
"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
by DXB09 June 19, 2025
Get the irish half daymug. noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.
Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!
by archangel77777 October 5, 2011
Get the half-sneezermug. 1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and one grandparent in common with another living being.
2- Living being that has zero parents and one grandparent in common with another living being.
Half-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the half-cousinmug.