James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey

You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here

by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

Qing Long

A miserable conscripted soldier who plays mobile legends all day and being useless and convincing random underage girls to break up with their boyfriends

Guy 1: "Have you heard? Lily just broke up with her boyfriene?"
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."

by Iliketoeatalotwkwkwkw January 30, 2022

long bacon

Lesbian, lesbian flag

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

Long shlong

When the shlong is long

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong

by Jigglytits May 13, 2021

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025