Autumn long

a homewrecker who only eats dry cereal and fast food.

Wow! Look at that girl trying to Autumn Long your man!

by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020

MA LONG COCK

ITS BIG

Yo dude do u like MA LONG COCK

by MYLONGCOCK April 23, 2020

You a long way from the ranch cowboy

A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk

Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*

by Johngle arson October 13, 2025

Long pen

Long penis!

He has a long pen

I want to eat it

by Banana baby January 28, 2022

Long

1. What Asians’ eyes are
2. What Asians’ dongs are not

Long is the Chinese word for dragon

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015

david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016