Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

call me papi

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call me papi and stomy is natsy at sucking big cock

by gcy3evcu3rc3r February 24, 2022

Find A better Use For A Tin. Call Me

unlimited use for a tin

yo why a tin.

a tin has many uses pal.

Find A better Use For A Tin. Call Me

by Joint Tin November 4, 2021

Call Me Mr. Smack Your Back

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Call Me Mr. Smack Your Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Call Me Ugly

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
This phrase is for Indians that are wannabe blacks.

We call them Call me uglies

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
'Look its call me ugly!'

by Lil FI August 29, 2018

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025