Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!

by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023

half-pibling

Parent's half-sibling.

My half-pibling is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

TW0 AND A HALF

If your FRAT brothers call you this as watch your back.

I hate to tell you TOM as you are a TW0 AND A HALF with a zero.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Days-And-A-Half

The nervous and obvious act of lying when someone asks how long you have been doing something.

mom-"Billy how long have you been doing your homework"

Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"

Mom-" Billy??"

Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"

by D.B Brink December 31, 2009

half-second-cousin

Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

My half-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Homo Crying For Half

Homo Crying For Half

Homo Crying For Half

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

half-3C

Half-third-cousin: great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild. Has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents, one great-great-grandparents in common and different fifteen great-great-grandparents.

My half-3C is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021