A great friend who could be a total badass! shes there when you need her, and always has your bac if you have on keep her <3
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by WASSSGOODBIIITTTTCH June 17, 2018
Get the Sam mug.A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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"fuck youre a sam neame bro"
-no response as the person is comad after 65 standards, and 18 bongs whilst getting a blow job and wearing federation clothing.
-no response as the person is comad after 65 standards, and 18 bongs whilst getting a blow job and wearing federation clothing.
by marmite1 November 22, 2011
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by Jooging charles February 14, 2017
Get the Sam brault mug.A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.
Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
by Account1 November 10, 2017
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