Primal Soup

A sexual act when one throws up into another's butthole and keeps it plugged for a few hours. Therefore, creating a questionable, biological stew in one's bowel or, a primal soup.

Dave: Hey, where's Stassi?
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.

by stankyANKy November 6, 2017

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

benjamin soup

benjamin soup is the type of person to make ur wee wee hard

i want to meet benjamin soup to enlarge my ween

by benjaminsouplover April 20, 2020

Drum the soup

Repetetive and mundane responsibilities or tasks, also represented by other nonsensical "Verb" the "noun" combinations.

I don't want to drum the soup all day. I don't want to drum the soup my life away.

by TROUTEDmilk September 12, 2021

soup ma diet

Stop Dickeating Or Eat a dick

bro you osws, soup ma diet

by jaayzoe December 9, 2023

Eggdrop Soup

The liquid concoction produced from ejaculation in a contained body of water.

I jerked off in the tub last night and enjoyed a good sesssion of soaking in the eggdrop soup.

by mdoggydoggy September 14, 2017