Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021

half-nephew-in-law

1. The son-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The son of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

gal and a half

Marissa Lampley

Look at Marissa lampley, she's def a gal and a half

by Dirtymike033 August 23, 2016

Half-dusted

Intoxicated, inebriated, stoned, drunk, high,

And gathering serotonin you normally lack, making you giggle more than normal

Carrie was half-dusted and could not stop giggling at a dumb joke
What we know
If big trucks =small d*cks, then small cars = big d*cks
Big shoes = big d*cks

Clowns.

by -Carebear March 14, 2025

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

double-half-first-cousin

1- Child of parent's maternal half-sibling and of parent's paternal half-sibling at the same time.
2- Child of parent's half-sibling and of other parent's half-sibling at the same time.
3- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
5- Double-half-cousin.
6- Double-half-1C.

My double-half-first-cousin is a good person.

by TAYLORGLOSS October 21, 2021

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023