Skip to main content

Bozo And A Half

A word for a complete and utter clown. Typically spoken at someone when they do the opposite of what they're meant to do. This term was first seen in King Of Skill's video "Mario Party 2 brings out the worst in you...." at 13:27.
Sophist: "I AM MASHING! It's the B Button, right?"
Vernias and TCNick3 in unison: "A BUTTON!!"
Vernias: "OH MY GOD!"
TCNick3: "YOU BOZO AND A HALF!"
Sophist: "I mashed the B Button on purpose so I can go get some snacks."
Vernias: "I need to play with new people. I actually need to play this game with different people."
by RushTheRandom January 1, 2025
mugGet the Bozo And A Halfmug.

Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
mugGet the Heffer and a halfmug.

Majority Of The Half

A decision making tool that can be used to facilitate a prompt time-boxed decision. The majority of the half is 25% or greater in any decision process.


Dan 10/16/2005: Unfortunately, the MajorityOfTheHalf is only applicable to binary decisions.
To be explicit here's a matrix:

Group Size Majority Of The Half
1 1
2 1
3 1
4 1
5 2
6 2
7 2
8 2
9 3
10 3
by Mr T Roll June 25, 2008
mugGet the Majority Of The Halfmug.

quadruple-half-cousin

1- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) at the same time.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-first-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.
My quadruple-half-cousin is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
mugGet the quadruple-half-cousinmug.

double-half-uncle

Son of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-brother of one's father and paternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time or also is the son of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-brother of one's father and maternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time.
My double-half-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the double-half-unclemug.

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
mugGet the Half ham cobmug.

Half Hermit

A person who sits in a secluded indoor area with a selective group of people.
The half hermit would only sit in an indoor corner with the same 3 people.
by A person who is alive November 6, 2014
mugGet the Half Hermitmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email