by Salamalecomalecosalam October 05, 2023
When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.
Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."
by The reatards June 18, 2021
When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
by Sniderbee February 09, 2014
When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party
Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.
by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020
When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.
by Buttercup Shinkicker April 05, 2023