(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.
Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."
Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"
Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"
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Get the Sriracha Swirlie mug.Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.
by DR3AD KN1GHT April 2, 2013
Get the Shawshank Swirly mug.When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero
Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX
by Elijahhhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2008
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