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salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm

Don Pollo: "salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm" *phone ringing*
by Salamalecomalecosalam October 5, 2023
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Salsa cuck

Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.
I went dancing with my girlfriend but she found someone better than me. I got salsa cucked.
by SalsaCuckOG January 31, 2024
mugGet the Salsa cuckmug.

mango salsa

a frase refering to blood with chunks of flesh in it.
lets make some mango salsa in gears of war.
by Damious February 3, 2008
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Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.
Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.
by chocodile November 10, 2019
mugGet the Death Salsamug.

salsa dinero

the incredible bond between the one they call mena (or salsa) and the one they call money (or teddy). nothing beats this bond. it has conquered the most evil of beings, including dragons, stevo, witches, etc. praised by the greek gods, and all other gods, as well as any and all of everything. it rules everything too which shows that its a boss, which it undisputedly is. honor this bond. it IS superior to you and overall is outright BETTER than you are or ever will be. informally called: s-d
by gramena October 19, 2010
mugGet the salsa dineromug.

Salsa Blanco

Salsa that carries barely any heat, typically sold by most Mexican restaurants to white people who can’t handle spicy food. A play on words- the two most common kinds of salsa are salsa verde and salsa rojo, so with salsa blanco, they make up the three colors of the Mexican flag.
As much as I love the taco truck near my workplace, I wish they’d give me actual salsa instead of this uninspired salsa blanco stuff. I can handle the head, dammit.
by Shepherd Guy July 22, 2025
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