The first planet from our Sun.
Facts:
It is one of the smallest
It looks like the moon
It has a scorching day and a freezing night
it has water in the craters near the poles
Facts:
It is one of the smallest
It looks like the moon
It has a scorching day and a freezing night
it has water in the craters near the poles
by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022
Get the Mercurymug. That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
by Roth Vantage July 4, 2021
Get the Mercurymug. 
Mercury is someone who you think is just a normal weeb, who is a bit quiet, loves Genshin Impact, and Honkai: Star Rail. However when you get to know them more, you find out she's actually really relatable along with really really hot! So much, that you will want to have seggs on the minion bed at Universal Studios in Orlando. Mercury is amazing, and they have an amazing personality as well, just don't forget they are also a Witch!
"Hey you seem them over there" *points to Mercury* "That's my bb Mercury, and we're gonna have seggs on the Minion bed tonight!" - Phoenix
by phoenixfiress August 4, 2023
Get the Mercurymug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Confidence Or Mercury For Metallurgy<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Mercury is a person who’s really cool and although they’ve gone through a lot of pain, they make sure to be there for their friends with a smile
by OopGoodOmens April 6, 2021
Get the Mercurymug. He was quite a mercurious chap, seemed to know the ins and outs of most people. He'll probably good for the job.
by Uzball January 11, 2021
Get the Mercuriousmug.